Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This outfit is flawless. Allows me to flaunt my sexy, sassy side, proving that I am not just my brains, something society just seems to insist upon! The only problem with my Lady Dr. Deliciousness was that when I went to buy my husband, also a Ph.D., a matching outfit, it was so frustrating. I was hoping for sweet leather pants that would show off his bulging knowledge base and maybe a nice, open-collared shirt drawing attention to manly credentials I just love to run my fingers through at the end of a long day in the archive. Except, it turns out that HIS Mr. Ph.D. outfit consisted of a hood and long academic gown that showed next to NOTHING, a really cumbersome set of books (???), a pipe, glasses and a (rather cute) little pin that said "Authority Figure." Come on Delicious, where's the equity in that?