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No Other Product Produces Quicker, More Delicious Phallic Shaped Breakfast
If you are looking for the easiest way to cook phallic shaped food your search is over. No other appliance comes close and believe me I know as I have tried them all. I have tried, in order, the VerticEgg, the Egg-on-a-Pole, the Chubby Egg, and the One Eyed Trouser Boiler and none of them were as easy to use and produced a truly phallic product. The Rollie is easy to use and cooks everything I have put in it perfectly. I have not yet tried the other suggestions such as cinnamon rolls and pancakes, but I can't wait to do so. On the flip side I will be perfectly honest and tell you that I am somewhat jealous of the product it produces. I have never before had "egg envy" but I do now. Watching my wife drool over her phallic egg on a stick reminds me of when we were newlyweds. I haven't seen her look at me like she looks at her eggs in a long time. But I digress. For what it does, make phallic shaped egg treats that pop up on a stick in a jiffy, the Rollie can't be beat. Highly Recommended
June 2013 · Home and Kitchen
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