Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought this product to swat flies with and boy howdy did I get my money's worth. I've been running around my house with one fly swatter in each hand and the backup swatter in a pistol holster I modified to carry it. You can call me the Orkin man because I've been stacking up bug bodies left and right since these babies showed up. One fly landed on my girlfriend's face thinking I wasn't going to swat him there, rubbing his little fly hands together like he's so clever. WHACK! Got myself a dead fly and an angry girlfriend. Hell, I had to drain my pool and convert it into a mass grave just to deal with all the fly carcasses. Tell you what brother, if enough people buy these high quality fly swatter, we're going to be looking at an extinction level event. Kill all the flies in the world with these swatters.