Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I tried this product about 2 days ago. I had been "plugged up" for a few days and finally felt the urge. I sat on the toilet, put my feet on the stool, and let it drop. I felt what I thought was a little nugget fall out of my derriere. "Ah! Well, it was worth a shot!" I said to myself. I was stunned and amazed, however when I stood up and looked in the bowl. What felt like a nugget turned out to be a real log jammer! I was so excited I called my wife over to show her my work, but she politely declined. (She's always been weird about looking at other people's stools.) The following morning, I woke up, assumed the position, and dropped another doozy, this one bigger than the previous! I can't speak for anybody else, but it never seemed like I could get it all. I'd feel a big one coming, but the end would always break off inside my colon and I could just never force it out. Not an issue with this simple, yet innovative invention. I pass one "Python" and I'm done. You might say it's a "Quality over Quantity" thing. BOTTOM LINE: I can't say you'll be as happy with this as I am, but I can say that I never thought I could ever look forward to pooping any more than I already did, but I sure do now!