Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My septic system isn't working, I just go in my neighbors' backyard and bury the waste with this handy trowel! At one point my neighbor walked out while I was finishing up and I thought I was busted, but I was able to conceal the trowel in my pants pocket; it is that small! I ended up telling the neighbor that I thought I saw a groundhog in his yard and I was inspecting a hole. He looked around his property and noticed all the small mounds and agreed that "those groundhogs are a real problem this year." He asked to borrow my .22 rifle, so he could sit on his back porch and take shots at the varmints. At first I was hesitant because I didn't want to get shot in the butt, but eventually I let him borrow my .22. He is a late riser and I like to do my business early in the morning just my first coffee and cigarette, so I should be fine. Really is a 4.5 star product as you don't have a choice in the color. Mine is a bright orange which clashes with all of my pants.