Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you answer True to > 4 you are considered “highly likely” to enjoy this game and need not review any further information before making your purchase. 1. I believe nihilism is the only true philosophy of life. 2. I’ve said “I drank way too much wine last night” at least one time this week. 3. I am reading this at work. 4. I would be intimate with Neil DeGrasse Tyson. 5. Sometimes I think about how it would be nice to play tennis. 6. I have an incomplete liberal arts degree. 7. I frequently feel like my life is spiraling out of control. 8. I have more cat memes, screenshots and nudes than pictures of my friends or family on my phone. 9. It is a fact that all possible futures are necessarily dystopian. 10. I believe anime is an under-appreciated genre. 11. Tacos are a superfood. 12. I would sooner scrape my skin off with a spoon than become a politician. Feel free to collaborate on further criteria in the comments.