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I looked at the reviews online and thought it would be fun to see if the stories are true. So the morning of my test for Staff Sergeant I checked my mail and saw that they had arrived. In my excitement I did not think. I ate a few handfuls between test to pass the time. They are very sweet and taste great but don't let the cute bears fool you. They are after your poopers soul. Halfway through my second test I felt a rumble.i looked to see if people were running from an earth quake, but it wasn't so. Surely that couldn't have been me. Another, and another then a squeaker. Oh no. What had I done, to leave the room for any reason would be to forfeit the test. A hot sweat came creeping on the back of my neck reaching to my forehead. I began to think was this pain worth my future, and then a thought. Was my future worth this pain. In between not so silent attempts to relieve the stress my stomach rumbled and glugged like a flooded engine. I can do this I told myself. I must do this. 10 questions to go. I summoned all my knowledge and prayed to any god that would listen to deliver me from this curse. As I went I could feel the glare of those unfortunate around me. It didn't matter if I didn't hurry they would have a lot more to see. 3. 2. 1. FINISHED. As I ran to the front of room half covered in sweat I waited for her to say I was clear before jolting to the bathroom. As I pulled down my pants it began. With a sizzle and shots of fury it felt like I had put a Roman candle and a sparkler inside of me. I wondered if this was purgatory or the inferno. The minutes dragged on for what seemed like forever. Finally; all was still. I made it. It was finally over. Or was it.. 10/10 ruined me for life. Would recommend