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Gum gives feelings of triumphant power; feelings I associate with conquest of Manchuria and destruction of American electronics industry. I ate a stick of this gum, started a software company, proved the Riemann hypothesis and set myself up as generalissimo of a small Latin American country. Upon finishing the pack, I found my eyes had turned blue, I could fold space with the power of my mind and I could see the golden path in my genetic memory. Strong stuff; don't chew too much.