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The Gettysburg Review
Four score and seven weeks ago our pantry brought forth on this house, a new infestation, conceived in moths, and dedicated to the proposition that all moths are created to consume our bird seed. Now we are engaged in a great domestic war, testing whether that house, or any house so conceived and so dedicated to moth-less living, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a trash can of this house, as a final resting place for the discarded bird seed that gave itself that these moths might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this (because otherwise, the bird seed would stay infested). But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this house. The brave men and women, living and disgusted, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The neighbors will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but we can never forget what embarrassment the moths brought here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the use of Dr. Killigan's Premium Pantry Moth Traps to finish killing the remaining pantry moths. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these disgusting dead moths we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead moths shall have died in vain -- trying to reproduce and have many moth babies, but unable to because of the pheromones released by the highly attractive and effective sticky moth traps -- and that home of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not wish to perish from the earth for the embarrassment of having a home infested by pantry moths. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, though, folks, this is an amazing product that works very well. I am NOT beeing paid to promote it, and I have killed many moths with it in the three days I have used this product.
March 2015 · Home and Kitchen · verified purchase
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