Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Do you ever feel like you have the shape of a bloated lima bean and that no clothing item will ever be made for your misshapen body? Do you dread with every fiber of your being fighting on a pair of jeans in dressing rooms and resort to another pair of yoga pants and oversized sweater combo once again? No? Well, you are blessed with better genetics and metabolism and this review is not for you; please exit left. This review is for my fellow lima beans: Buy these, and several others, now. I haven’t felt physically comfortable in jeans in 3,012 years but that wasn’t anything in comparison to the emotional discomfort of feeling like my curvy fluffernutter body looked four filters shy of a Humpty Dumpty impersonation. At 5’9, 220, I am loving getting dressed up for the first time in what feels like a lifetime. I bought one pair and I’m back for more before everyone finds out how amazing these are.