Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I can't believe this is what my life has come to. I'm leaving a review for socks on the internet. I feel compelled to though, 'cuz these are amazing socks. I've spent all of my adult life just buying socks at a department store from a big name undergarment company, replacing them as they wore out, 'cuz that's what you do, right? Over the last while, I've been noticing that they needed replacing sooner and sooner. I'm not (much) heavier. I'm not walking any further. My dogs aren't eating them. They're just thinner and not as durable as they used to be. A couple months ago I was changing after work at a friend's house and had forgotten to bring socks. I grabbed a pair from her son's clean laundry and was immediately taken aback. "These are thick! They're so plush! I didn't realize that socks could be like this." When I asked her where she got them, I expected to hear that they'd come from a fancy sock boutique in France or something. Instead she said, "I dunno. I think I ordered them offa Amazon?" I made her go through her order history and find them, and now here we are. I'm leaving feedback about SOCKS, of all things. And you. YOU are reading a review about socks. God help us both. Seriously. These are really nice socks for a very good price.