Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Both of my grandparents recently died from a horrible food poisoning incident from eating undercooked pancakes, but the good news is that I collected a handsome sum from their will. So I thought to myself, "what should I do with my grandparents' hard-earned money?" Then I saw this. Oh yes. It shall be mine. At just over $200, this item is a steal! You get 5 inches of this creation, which I like to call my "Chernobyl Mickey". I like to keep him standing on my nightstand at night so that when I go to bed, I can look into those four wandering eyes and rest easy knowing that that portion of my inheritance was well spent! I like to carry Chernobyl Mickey with me in my pocket wherever I go. It's a great conversation piece. When I'm at the bar, grocery store, or playground, I feel confident going up to any stranger or small child and asking them if they'd like to reach into my pocket and touch my Mickey. I've had quite a few people either trying tell me I'm number one or attempting to put their thumb up, but they all put the same wrong finger up at me. Must be some kind of secret code. Anyway, I highly recommend this wonderful collective piece. It's a great investment and way to make new friends!