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This movie made me crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women! Immediately after watching, I gained 70 pounds of muscle. I went out to a local bar and bedded all the women there, some were mothers and daughters. They all became pregnant and bore me sons. I went home to find a huge elk in my driveway, which I killed with my bare hands and then butchered. I fed my family for a month. Not long after I was asked to be secretary of defenseof the United States , which I turned down, not wanting to relocate from beautiful Hyperborea to Washington D.C. I wholly suggest you buy this movie and make your children watch, then re-enact by fire light