Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So my ex girlfriend has been calling me ugly and fat for years. The cheap shower mirror she bought me busted so I went to amazon and bought this one. I installed this bad boy into my shower and couldn’t believe the Angel staring back at me. My Caribbean blue eyes were amazed at what they were seeing. I called my dump truck girlfriend and told her 10’s don’t date 3’s unless you bring two friends. She got mad and I took my shower mirror and moved to NYC and became a model. I also started dating Victoria Secret model(s) on the regular. I owe it all to the shower mirror!