Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Hey, you! That's right, you,(!) with that ear for the tacky and horrible music of today, listen up! The Darkness are here and they are cranking up the amps, screaming out some lyrics, and rockin' into your home, and if they're not, THEY SHOULD BE!!!! Not only is this band reformulating what rock should be, they are carving their way into a niche of their own. Yea sure, they may have elements of AC/DC, Queen, glam rock, and pop/rock, but when you roll it all into one doobie you get a thoroughly unique, but pleasing sound of pure adrenaline pumping rock n roll. Of course the lead singer sounds a little weird, but you know what? It doesn't matter all you little American Idol freaks. Besides, I bet Justin Hawkins has a better range and could blow any of those American Idol pussies out of the water any day. I mean, just listen to the guy, he's crazy and he sings higher than a man who is high on helium and kicked in the balls, but it sure sounds good and makes me belt it out to the best of my ability. This is what a frontman in rock is suppose to be....a crazy motherf**ker!! We don't want any of those posers, give us the real deal, the raw and true talent. But, not only does he sing amazingly well, he PERFORMS!! He doesn't just engage the crowd with the music, he makes them bang their heads out to the wild and high octane performances on stage. Let's face it, the guy is maybe the only true ROCK GOD of this generation. Now, not to leave anyone out, Dan Hawkins is a master of guitar. You pop, rap, and R&B listeners of today, have you ever heard of a guitar solo?!?! I don't know if that term even exists nowadays. What about an instrumental set? No? Never heard of those? Well then you don't know JACK! This guy will make you set that stereo to max, have your 'rents yellin at you, and will cause you permanant hearing damage, but who really cares? This guy is what a leading quitarist should be for rock, not afraid to cut loose and let the riffs do the talking. And let me tell ya, these riffs will have you rockin out day and night. The drummer Ed Graham and bassist Frankie Poullain round out the group with quality beats, rhythyms, and just plain rockin music. When you hear them come in it's like hearing the voice of god. They may not be the most noticable in the band, but without them it would surely fall apart. These guys are the backbone for the music and they've got some awesome grooves going and some good vibes moving. But in the end, this is a masterpiece of rock. Go out and get this CD, I'm American and guess what, I know about them and now I'm spreading the message. You want rock? You want something that will make you want to actually crank that stereo up so you can act cool? Well then stop being a dumbass listening to all that junk and pick up some real music today! In the words of AC/DC, "For those about to rock, we salute you."