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I'm not supposed to be using the hooman's computer cuz they not suppose to know that I am smart enuf to use it, but I just had to tell you all how much I luuuuv playing wif dees mices! I luv throwing dem all over my house. My hooman mommy hates dem cuz she's always steppin on dem. She needs to learn to walk again cuz shes always trippin over me. It's not my fault! I was layin here first! She needs eyes at her leg level so she can see me. I wanted to let dah whole world know how awesome my hooman mommy is for gettin me dees for my soks dat she hung for me. She said it was for... treemas or santaday. I dun remember. Either way! She's so awesome even if she steps on me! Sincerely Amberely, the Nebelung.