Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I had my wife's new blender delivered 11-27-2018 from Amazon. We opted for the General Lee Orange one just for fun. To be honest, I was fairly skeptical about buying this off brand machine in the beginning. You know all the soccer mom's got the fancy Kitchen Aid machine these days. I compared stats online for several hours and was convinced I was buying the Bosch machine because it was 850watts like a boss and kitchen aid sitting at a mild 300-350 watts. Then I came across this thing, 650 watts, which puts me in the middle of the road until I seen the price difference between the $400 Bosch and this $139 and compared to the seemingly weaker kitchen aid anywhere from $300 and up and I pulled the trigger. Meh if it's a pile of plastic ill just buy the Bosch and be done with it. Now the juicy part, wifey makes tons of amazing meals for a week she's loving this thing when the strangest thing happened. I'm not going into many boring details about exactly how this started but here's the end.......the machine was unplugged, carried across the house out the back door on the deck and smooth Hurled into the dark atmosphere at break neck speeds (for real) I heard it bounce once literally 83' down the mountain side then plop; I heard something splash in the river. 🤔🤔. About 12 minutes later, wifey goes off into the mountain side and finds the machine all in 1 piece (the metal bowl and a few small parts fell off inside the house) nestled into a pile of brush like an angel delivered it beside the river and it was still dry. She drops a 10 foot fiberglass ladder down the bluff (I was clipping my toenails) and grabs the machine, hikes it back up to the house plugs it in aaaaaaaaannndddd....it works, perfectly, nothing cracked, busted, or even noticable damage occurred. She used it today to make this orange cake and OMG I am so thankful for this little machine, thank you so much!! PS. I am an infantry trained US Marine 6'3 200lbs and I'm telling you if you break this thing you are one bad momma!! I have pictures get at me, hope this helps!!