Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This items arrival was met with much anticipation I already have an ikea topper on my mattress but it’s a few years old and was never quite as soft as I had wanted. When the package arrived I kissed the delivery man as one would, in gratitude. My back had been hurting much like I imagine Melania’s soul hurts after having her monthly carnal sessions with the orange one , you know, for the rich lifestyle she sold her soul for Upon opening my precious , and taking it out of the vacuum sealed plastic I was mesmerized by how much it grew ! Before my eyes it became triple in size. Now if only a custard ice cream could be as magical I may never worry about the demise of western civilization again ! Ever! I placed this cloud on top of the ikea topper already on the bed cause you know, double wrapping is always a safe bet , especially in this age of disease Well let me tell you. It’s marvelous ! A gift from heaven ! Like laying on a cloud , but without the falling to earth to your death part. I haven’t left my bed in a week. I decided my life course now wil be to emulate Gilbert grapes mom and never move from this comfort enveloping my body like a python who decided he was full half way through and never fully swallowed you My only concern is not my family having to burn down my house to get me out upon my demise , but who will come by weekly with a rag on a stick to warsh me and pull my phone from my folds so I may order more food from DoorDash