Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I gave them a 5 for flavor. Because these are seriously yummy! However, i'm writing this while glued to the toilet.... because the tales are true. I ate roughly 20-30 of the fruity little laxative bears. They are soooooo delicious, chewy, fruity... just happiness in my mouth. Fast forward a few hours and here I sit on my porcelin throne wondering why I didn't believe the reviews.... WHY!? It started off with a little gas, bathroom visits that seemed purely normal.... BUT THEN..... it came. The flood of misery that could only be created by Satan himself. You can't trust a fart and don't trust that you can pucker long enough to make it to the toilet, you're better off just staying put for a while. If you're a risk-taker, then put on your running shoes because you'll run tracks in your floor going to and from the bathroom. Every time you think you're done and get that false sense of "yaaaaaaaay it's over", you get up, freshen up and sojourn out into the world beyond......but then, the rumbling returns and you make it back down on the toilet just in time for your rear to explode like the fireworks display on New Year's Eve. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. *****TIME PASSES***** Fastforward to 6 hours later from when i first started this review, and my rear has become a fire hose of regret.... pretty sure i've seen last year's Thanksgiving dinner and my 1st birthday cake.... If i can best describe this experience to all of you that are considering purchasing these demonic bears let me go ahead and try...I am reminded of when Harry Dunn betrays Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber and is justly punished with ex-lax in his Hot Chocolate.... you remember the scene don't you? It was hilarious right? THAT'S WHAT THIS IS LIKE!!!! I do not exaggerate. Legs propelled off the ground with the sheer force of the evacuations. The shifting of your insides, the gurgling, the groans.... it truly sounds like something evil is inside you. I never knew my body could make these sounds. The "episodes" come on very quickly and when each one ends you are left so depleted you can barely walk.... however, you stay near the bathroom because you know another one is coming very soon so don't be fooled... the peace is fleeting. This is a cautionary tale kids.... the reviews do not lie. If you buy these.... be prepared with extra toilet paper (i've gone through 2 rolls working on the 3rd), a comfy toilet seat, and everything you need to camp in the bathroom.... you'll be in there a while. I recommend bringing hydration with you to the bathroom because after a few hours of this you will be so drained, so thirsty, so exhausted... and the cold water will provide a tiny bit of relief to your otherwise dreary existence.... You'll be weak because everything inside you is leaving you but the idea of putting anything in your stomache will terrify you.... you don't want to give the evil bazooka that your butt has become anymore ammo. Just empty that magazine and revisit the idea of food in a few days.... or weeks.... maybe never again? If I make it out of this bathroom alive, it'll be a miracle...