Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was so excited when I saw this sitting in my mail box. However upon unwrapping and opening the book, I noticed that rather than words, and a story, the pages of the book seem to have been cut out and the empty space left by the stolen words has been filled with what appear to be human, and some inhuman, teeth. While not as advertised, the teeth are in better condition than most you find on amazon, and I will definitely keep this book in mind whenever I have a need for teeth.