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Fantastic front pocket wallet
First let's get things straight - you have to travel light to carry a wallet like this. It's for Ninjas, spies, and lone wolves, so if you've got clutter issues, look somewhere else. If you are the type of guy who carries five pounds of junk in a monster hunk of leather that looks more like a boat anchor than a wallet, you should get some professional help and find another wallet. This isn't the wallet you are looking for, move along!
But, if you only need to carry the essentials, carry them in style, and do so in your front pocket, then you have hit the jackpot. This little baby will serve your needs and serve them well. You won't even know it is in your pocket, which gives it Ninja cred. It holds only what any real man needs to carry - the basic essentials to get through most any jam in a 24 hour period - just like spy gear. And due to its clever design, should you suddenly feel the need to carry pictures of old girlfriends around to boost your ego - too bad - there is no room for them in here or in your life, hence the lone wolf stamp of approval.
So let's check the stats on this baby:
1. A window slot for your ID. This is for your driver's license, 007 License, or your Ninja Assassin Card - which can also be used as a throwing star. Should you feel the need to carry some false identification to throw off the bad guys, you can tuck it in this same slot.
2. There is an open ended pocket for holding cash. It will hold a night's worth winnings at the Baccarat Table and the open end makes getting cash out easy in case you need to bribe an official or payoff a debt or an ex-girlfriend in a hurry.
3. It has a middle pocket that is closed on both ends. This is handy for holding receipts (no more than a day or two's worth, mind you), secret spy info that is scribbled down on paper, another Ninja throwing star, a cyanide pill, a condom, or the spare key to the Aston Martin.
4. On the opposite face from the windowed ID slot, there are three vertical slots to store credit cards, hotel keys, real or fake security badges, various small implements of the Ninja Assassin or spy trades, or a Get Out of Jail Free Card.
Checking my own inventory, I currently have my driver's license, an National Parks annual pass card, and a California Handgun Safety Card (ironic, eh?) all tucked into the windowed pocket. In the cash pocket I have cash, of course. 3 twenties, 1 ten, 3 fives, and 4 ones all folded in half and resting comfortably in the pocket. The closed end pocket has a one receipt and the combination to launch nuclear missiles from a secret location in the Nevada desert. Vertical slot #1 has a credit card and my auto insurance card. Vertical slot #2 has another credit card and my health insurance card. Vertical slot #3 has my ATM card, and a gasoline credit card. That's it - what more could a man need to get by?
No photos, expired fishing licenses, or stupid club cards from every retail joint I've ever purchased anything from. Just stuff that you need. This wallet is top notch and will fit comfortably in the front pocket of any pants that any self respecting spy or Ninja would wear. So order with confidence and be glad that you did - this wallet will take care of business.
April 2012 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase