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★★★★★
SLEEP SO HARD
This pillow does not %$#& around. I was in the market for some hardcore, intense, in-your-face comfort, and this U shaped monstrosity delivered big time. When I hunker down in its plump and meaty arms, I can only describe the experience as getting body slammed through a castle made of feather pillows by a giant plush unicorn and then landing in a swimming pool filled with clouds before finally exploding into a million silk ribbons. We are talking non-stop, unrelenting extreme coziness. The U stands for "U BETTER RELAX !"
My back is really dumb. It's just complete garbage you guys. It's so stupid that even when I lie down completely immobile, it still finds a way to hurt itself. I sleep on my side and need one head pillow, one pillow in between my knees, one up against my ignorant back, and then lastly one to hug on to so I can fend off the existential dread. That's normally 4 separate pillows and that is a ridiculous way to live. I refused to do it any more. So I just bit the bullet, and SERIOUSLY STEPPED UP MY PILLOW GAME with this kickass body pillow.
If your back is a full-blown potato like mine, or you got a mini-you brewing, you should buy the hell out of this aggressively soft pillow. It will utterly wreck you with cushiness. This thing will snuggle the ever-loving crap out of you. It projectile vomits support! It drowns you in tranquility!! It screams hugs!!! AND it cuddles with the ferocity of ten thousand butterflies dancing through your dreams.
March 2018 · Home and Kitchen · verified purchase