Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

We packed up and sold our house. We sat very patiently, me, the misses, and our 5 kids, for two days in front of our now occupied sold home. We ate nothing but pizza delivery and used the boxes for shelter while we waited for that UPS man to bring us our new house. Finally, the day arrived and a small Amazon box was placed into my tired and pizza stained hands. This is a very nice tiny replica of what is our now crushed dreams. Needless to say, anyone know of any places for rent around the Oakland area?