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I'm an active member of the Hash House Harriers. I run through everything from city streets and hiking trails to thick brush and swampland, and I do it all in a kilt. Now, for those of you who have never known the joy of galavanting with your dingly danglies flippy flopping about, things can get rather frictional in the sub-crotchal regions. And, in my search for a lubricant that could deliver slickness to prevent chafing, remain steadfast against the sweatiest of the sweaties and the wettest river crossing, and not melt in my pack (or truck) during the brutal Texas summers, I came across this magnificent can of slick excellence. Spray it on. Apply friction. Marvel at the lack of resistance. Then look around and marvel at the world, chafe-free. Also useful if you're putting on a wetsuit, apparently.