Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

The moment, the very moment that I saw this product on Amazon I knew that I had to have it. It was so reasonably priced, but in that instant I knew that I would pay any price that was asked of me to receive what was being offered. It awoke something primal in my heart, and I knew I would not know peace or contentment until I felt my body slide into this strange red tube, and felt the fan kick on, and be dissolved into the mystery that is the Deluxe Inflatable Air Dancer Costume. To become the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man I’ve always been in my heart, but never outwardly. When it arrived in its humble brown box, I opened it, and I heard it call to me. Until that moment I had thought that I was going to own this costume, but I never suspected that I’d give myself over to a new identity so completely. In the words of Gene Belcher, “THIS IS ME NOW.” My friends and family say that I’m a completely different person. A cooler person. A taller person. A person with better hair. I could never have expected that I’d become one with this entity so quickly. Before I took on my new life as the Inflatable Air Dancer, I was a little heavy, at 5’8” and 260 pounds. The costume is a little snug around my belly, and the elastic around the leg holes is pretty intense and leaves slight red marks on my thighs. I just pretend I’m becoming red because I’m becoming one with him. The stitching is decent. The material isn’t very thick, so be careful when you put it on if you’re a little bit on the thick side. 10/10 would give my soul over to a Spirit of Air again.