Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As soon as I slid the watch on, I knew that selling my family was the right thing to do, it granted my the power to once a day turn to a georgeous unicorn. After I slipped the watch on, I felt an evil presence, I consulted with every last dinasour alive and all of them said it was the evil Dr. Antiunicorn trying to get the watch for himself, long story short, with the power of love, and the astounding watch I vanquished an evil great and terrible from this land forever, even now if you look hard enough you can see the signs of the unicorn order rebuilding, also I get this watch that looks like it costs about ten dollars, BEST ANTITHEFT SYSTEM EVER!