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So objectively, this product is meeting expectations, hence the 5-stars. BUT, my real problem is that my husband won't stop using my amazon account to buy Birkenstocks. How many pairs does one person need?? I thought hiding the last pair would stop him, but he just bought another pair. And they're not exactly cheap! The agreement we reached was that he would not wear them out of the house, but now they're making regular appearances on date nights. This new pair of Birkenstocks showed up, and my husband tried very unsuccessfully to hide evidence of this purchase. I'm now experiencing very visceral reactions when he brings out the sock + Birkenstock combo. Anyways, I realize this review isn't helpful for anyone else, but I am hoping ALEX sees this and STOPS BEFORE HE BUYS ANOTHER PAIR!!!!