Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So, I decided to get this for my husband for our 8 year anniversary since I can never do anything right in his eyes. Thought maybe Becky would be perfect for him and I've always secretly wanted a sister wife. She arrived literally just in time on our anniversary. I was a little shocked that so much woman fit into such a small box, but was not disappointed. My husband unsurprisingly was not amused (at first) and told me I had wasted money. Whatever. That was the best fifteen dollars ever spent! So, since cranky pants was being a poor sport about our new family member, I decided to use my own breath to breath her to life. She's a little short, but what she lacks in height, she makes up for with her big boobs & pretty face. I was hoping for a sister wife to help with chores, but she's been quite lazy and every time I've asked her to do anything she just lays there. She did help entertain the kids while I made dinner though and the kids really seem to like her. My husband was still not convinced that polygamy was right for us and it took some convincing that Becky was a valuable part of our family. I was able to sneak in a (forced) photo of the newly weds on their first night as a couple. I did catch them snuggling on the sofa that evening and saw him sneak in a few boob grabs (I was just glad he was finally leaving me alone). He was a little embarrassed the first couple days when she would come out in public with us, likely worried about what others would think about polygamy. I say, there's no limit on love and screw what other people think. By day three, she has been totally accepted into our household and even went on our family bike ride with us. The neighbors laughed probably because polygamy makes them uncomfortable and that's ok. Hopefully people become more accepting as time goes by. My only complaint is that she does have strong perfume that smells kind of like a factory in China. Please keep that between us though as I don't want to hurt her feelings. The smell doesn't seem to bother my husband and that's all that matters. Anyway, she will be coming with us to the beach & pool this summer and I'll be including her in many family photos for many years to come. Ladies, if your marriage is dull and your husband is an unappreciative jerk, I highly recommend getting her for your husband. It's guaranteed to make your marriage and life interesting again (at least for a little while). Life is short- get a sister wife!