Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Bought this for my wife at her request because we share an amazon account. Since Amazon keeps asking me for a review, here it is... The sports bra is amazing so far and does its job really well...which pisses me off. My wife has huge tits, but when she wears the Brooks sports bra for her runs, it keeps those amazing things squashed down and in place. It’s a travesty really...borderline blasphemy to boobs everywhere. Does it support?...yes. Does it hold everything in place?...yes. Is it comfortable?...yes. But as a husband I hate it. No longer do I have the desire to run with my wife and watch her bounce around the track. I’ve lost all motivation to run and/or exercise altogether. This bra is ruining my health. I would ask for a refund, but that would mean she would have to send it back...and honestly I think she would rather cut me to little pieces and ship me back to Brooks rather than give this bra back. So in conclusion...well played brooks...you’ve screwed up an 18 year message and caused me to give up one of the few things at this point that I still enjoyed...watching my beautiful wife’s boobs bounce when she runs. I hope you’re all happy.