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★★★★☆
I was once whole
I’m still trying to figure this thing out. I bought this because the spas are closed and I normally get a Brazilian. I’m not sure if I was initially drunk when I got the idea to try an epilator on my lady bits. But my nether regions now look like Fire Marshall Bill’s head after an encounter with a blender. I was barely able to touch my top public area with the epilator before my soul was snatched and I believe I passed out. It sounded like a lawn mower trying to cut through the Amazon jungle. I was scared. Scared I would have to call 9-1-1 and explain why I thought the top of my vagina was ripped forcefully off my body. Luckily my hair wasn’t long enough and it did not get caught. I now have a bald spot. A tearful reminder of what once was. A badge of sadness. Long story short, this epilator is great but keep it away from your vagina. I give it 4 stars for actually working and sticking with me through sickness and in health.
May 2020 · Beauty and Personal Care · verified purchase