Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Been reading the reviews and I don't understand what the fuss is about. I think if they are layed out straight they should work better. The only issue I've had is the crackhead I paid $20 to mow my grass "accidentally " hit one with the weed wacker.. but, you get what you pay for.. (the crackhead). So, I've ordered a total of 4. I have a small yard and trying to put some wetness in my rose bushes in the front of the house. So far, they have worked flawlessly and I can't complain. I did, however, lay them as straight as I could for a gay man, to avoid kinks and blockage. Because, let's be real.. no self-respecting gay man likes a kink in their hose. I digress.. if anything changes I'll do another review. As for now, my bush(es) are as MOIST as I care to have them. 😊