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Face It. You Need a Hat
Floppy Sun Hat of Mowing
Armor Class: 1
Sun Protection: +5
Charisma: -2
(but let's be honest, the cosmic throw wasn't very high on this stat to begin with)
+2 to any Strength throw pulling weeds
+2 Raptor Hunting (Rigid Flip Right Brim)
+2 to Chopping Lettuce (it counts)
Vanity kept me from ordering a hat for my bald head to mow in until now. I have big ears so no hat has ever looked good on me, ever. But this one? Floppy ears under a floppy hat. Just three floppy dudes hanging out like a country club steam room. This one's got mesh at the top so the breeze still gets to your brow. Honestly makes a world of difference out in the sun. I have named him Charlie.
June 2019 · Clothing Shoes and Jewelry · verified purchase