Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm someone who has never eaten spicy food in their life. I'm 16 years old and have never even eaten normal hot sauce people just use a a condiment. I've never had wings, just because I know they're spicy. When I get a hoagie, I even take the sweet peppers off of that. I was up for a real challenge, and knew that if I ate one of these babies I could take anything. I took the smallest one in the bag, about 1/4 the size of the other ones and chewed it up. Within 10 or 15 seconds, it was spicy. I struggled to swallow it before the real heat kicked in. After about 45 seconds, it felt like an industrial strength welding blowtorch was searing my tongue. This pepper is hotter than the flames that Haephaestus used to forge Poseidon's trident. This will make you beg for relief. I ended up drinking 3/4 of a gallon of milk within 5 minutes, cup after cup. I then proceeded to run to the toilet and vomit up white hunks, which burned just as much coming up as it did going down. Honestly, the vomit was somewhat soothing on my throat which was collapsing to the intense heat. I honestly thought I was going to die at one point. After 20 minutes of battling heart palpitations, anxiety, extreme stress, rectinal/intestinal burning and some profuse sweating, the pain was over. 10/10, would recommend to anyone seeking the ultimate quest of manhood.