Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Well, I fall into the category of people that: 1. Does not want an elephant, batman, geometric paisley patterns or other absurd novelty images on my shower curtain. 2. Does not want a material that feels like a body bag. 3. Does not want my shower curtain to be the subject of cocktail conversation 4. Does not want a shower curtain to be some kind of representational high-watermark of my life trajectory 5. Wants something that feels friendly... preferably cotton like the rest of the stuff I associate with a bathroom (Contrary to popular belief you don't need a shower curtain made of ballistic nylon) 6. Wants something that looks clean, simple and "classic" 7. Wants something that serves its function without imposing itself on everything else. 8. A pattern that doesn't remind me of some chic overpriced hotel I purchased the white one and it met all those criteria for me. I wouldn't spill coffee on it or drag it through the dirt... it's probably not the most robust given that it's cotton. But it does look well made and has a nice heft and all that. Just get a liner and treat your shower curtain as you would like to be treated and everything will work out fine. I didn't do any advance long-term shower curtain tests this view is based upon ~15 seconds of shower curtain interaction time and ~10 minutes of philosophical thought. Basically, when I think of what a shower curtain should be this is what I think of. I guess the real question is: How far do you really want to take researching a shower curtain?