Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Great soap, love the smell, only giving it a 4 out of 5 because there were some side effects Dr. Squatch failed to mention: 1) My beard immediately grew six inches, so luscious and full that I shamed a group of lumberjacks. 2) Whilst shaming said lumberjacks I happened to lean on a beautiful cedar tree that I accidentally and effortlessly toppled to the ground. Ten minutes later I found myself standing in front of my new cedar canoe, carved from a Bowie knife and my bare hands, and began paddling into the wildnerness. I've finally now returned into an area with LTE service after travelling the Alaskan coast for many months, meeting my beautiful Inuit bride and living with her family while they passed down centuries of Eskimo traditions and cultures, asking only for Squatch bars of their own in return. All in all, love the soap. Don't buy unless you're absolutely sure you're ready to accept the responsibilities of manhood.