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If you buy only one war hammer this year...
I have no idea why I bought this. It serves no legitimate purpose. It's not as good as a regular hammer for hammering things. It's not as good as an axe for chopping things and it has no practical function that I can determine. Unless of course you consider making you feel like a total viking warrior badass as being "practical".
Sometimes guys just buy something for fun. Because it tickles that little 12 year old boy part of our brain that loves weird 12 year old boy stuff, like bows and arrow, machetes and um, war hammers. Sure we could make up some half baked reason for why something like this might come in handy one day, zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, etc...but the truth is we just want to play with stuff like this when our wives or girlfriends aren't home.
If you're like me and you can't help but picking up tools at Home Depot and secretly assessing them for weapon-ability then just treat yourself to this man-toy. Why not you only live once. Why deny yourself the childlike joy of having a cool weapon? Whether you want to actually smash things with it like the toothless hillbillies in war hammer youtube videos or you just want to hold it your hands in front of the mirror and imagine caving in a zombie's cranium you won't be sorry you bought it.
February 2015 · Unknown · verified purchase