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SONY, GIVE US MORE BIUS NOW
Absolutely phenomenal, cinematic masterpiece. When you watch Morbius, it’s not just some “flick” you watch on your day off to put on as background noise, no my good friend, when you watch Morbius, it’s an experience. Pure enlightenment of the most divine film ever conceived by the human mind. In fact, I’m led to believe that this was not the work of some simple minded, primitive human, no no no, the human brain is too flawed to make such perfection. I think that Morbius is actually an autobiography of Morbius himself, I mean think about it, somewhere out there in the universe, there must’ve been some sort of bridge that allowed our brains to synchronize with Michael Morbius himself, he must’ve figured out a way to Morb everyone at Sony headquarters in order to make this film to his liking.
If you want to get into the details of what makes Morbius so great, here’s a few one liners from the great writing of Morbius himself
“I like hot cheetos”
“I am Venom”
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry”
“It’s Morbin time”
“Time to get Morbed, Scarlet Witch” (That one’s a spoiler sorry not sorry)
May 2022 · Movies and TV · verified purchase