Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I put this stuff on my Docs every week and it keeps them really shiny and moisturized, protects them amazingly well. But I digress! I went barhopping for my birthday and got WHITE GIRL WASTED. The sloppiest. Like the drunkest I’ve ever been in my life. When security threw me and my friends out out of the bar because I was a menace to society, I was sitting on the sidewalk and I threw up like that scene in The Exorcist where she pukes all over the priest, there was some impressive range involved. But alas, my $150 Docs were directly in the line of Fire. Oh nooo! The next morning I woke up and had no idea where my pants were or how I got home. I was terrified to look at my boots. Almost everything had run right off them. One swipe of a damp washcloth and they were completely unscathed, even the laces. Water resistant, white girl puke resistant, shiny af and worth every penny. Buy this s***!