Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This shirt meets, nay, exceeds my expectations. It's exactly the sort of thing I needed to take my mind off of hitting one of my coworkers with my car. The fabric has a very nice texture, not the sort of thing you'd have to worry about chaffing your nipples. I can see myself wearing this for a variety of activities, from participating in a race for a disease that's already been cured, to a nice afternoon of antiquing. I suspect if you purchase this shirt, it will aid in breaking any curse you feel has been plaguing your life and/or workplace. Do yourself a favor: buy yourself this shirt right now. I guarantee you'll like it; if you have any complaints, please direct them at me, Michael... Scotch.