Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

OK, so I figured it was time to replace the fifteen yr old bath towels I stole from a Super 8 back in the 90's. Yes, I'm a single guy. Came here to Amazon with no idea what to get. Big and fluffy? Expensive? Cheap? Road Runner and Coyote? Came in blind, so to speak. Saw this towel and for some reason I thought of the Hitchhikers towel. Had to have it. Says it dries you off. Thats good. Says it dries fast and is pretty soft. Thats good too. Says it can save you in an intergalactic hyperfight with a deranged, or worse, drunk warf-moggler by just throwing the towel at one of his seven feet, and missing. That, also, would be good. Hey, one never knows. The one thing I do know is I now have a towel that rolls up small enough to be a companion on my travels through the galaxy or just to hang in the bathroom looking about as smug as a towel can.