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My friend Quinn and I decided to buy some of these and also some glue sticks as we wanted to put Jesus back together again. But then we thought about how many of these wafers have been sold and consumed and for how many years times how many Catholic churches in the world and were freaked out as to how large Jesus actually must be. Can you imagine that if, for example; these wafers have been produced and consumed for a few hundred years and there are thousands of Catholic churches in the world times daily consumption and JC must be huge... Far larger than poor Quinn and I could procure and glue together so we decided to simply spread some peanut butter on the ones we bought and ponder another way to do this.... Any suggestions?