Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So....apparently while I was heavily medicated after a surgery, I went on a little shopping spree. This box shows up on my doorstep from Amazon. In it were ten pairs of wool socks and this bullhorn. I can kinda see why I ordered it. After the surgery, I couldn't speak above a whisper....and I was getting frustrated trying to get my kids' attention. I guess I thought this would come in handy. AND IT SO TOTALLY HAS!!! I love this thing! In the mornings, I blare the siren thing and it scares the snot out of the kids. You should see them jump under their covers. Then I switch it to talk, and start my lifeguard voice, "Ok, everybody up." My kids kinda hate me now but it's so worth it.