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★★★★★
I was once like you...
I have to give these 5 stars, because they are very effective and hilariously stinky....
However, being able to buy an entire case of these things for 12 bucks almost wrecked my life. All I really needed was one. I just wanted to play a simple revenge-prank on an unashamedly highly-flatulent coworker, and 72 incredibly potent fart bombs was just too many. So I gave away most of them to several of the more mischievous people in the building, thinking if several people had them it would create plausible deniability if my own prank was discovered. Big mistake.
Very big mistake.
Fart bombs dropped in trashcans, under desks, set as booby traps under rugs, under toilet seats, under floor-mats around coffee machines, THE FRIDGE..... in the office, in the warehouse, in the call center, even the sales floor............ everywhere in the building wafted the unbearable scent of chemically synthesized colo-rectal gas and fecal bacteria. As you would expect things quickly devolved into utter chaos. Lives were ruined. Careers ended. Reputations and relationships destroyed.
If you decide to order this case of fart bombs, know that it carries a massive responsibility for whomever attempts to wield it. There is great and terrible power in that box.
So yeah, 5 stars, but BEWARE. Sure, you have the measly 12 or 13 bucks, you have one-click buying and expedited shipping that will begin the process with the twitch of a finger, but DO NOT MAKE THIS PURCHASE LIGHTLY!!!
Remember...I was once like you.
May 2015 · Unknown · verified purchase