Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought these for a girls trip to Mardi Gras... well... I bought a bunch of pants for the trip to see what fit best and worked with the "look" I was going for. These seemed cute but I worried the flare would not fare well in the... um, yuck, of Bourbon Street (they fared just fine!). As I tried on my pants options, I found myself gravitated toward the softer materials (I'm on the spectrum so tight, itchy, rough fabric is an easy way to mess up my day) that were breathable and not hideous. WOW. OH WOW. Honestly, I had no idea I'd like them so much. From the moment I pulled one leg on, I didn't care if these made the cut for the trip (they did, see pic!), and if they had cost $50, I STILL WOULD HAVE KEPT THEM!! They are BUTTERY soft, cozy and WARM but still breathable and not constrictive. They are BEAUTIFUL - unlike my other pants options, they actually look exactly like the product photo - in person and really a total show-stopper, even on a crowded Bourbon Street. They're marvelously FLATTERING! I had a 'couple' of those giant frozen beverages with like a bajillion calories and several beignets and some shrimp and I was so stuffed that I physically was uncomfortable, but my happy pants did not reveal my secret to the world - I still looked slim!! If you're considering them for Thanksgiving, buy.them.now. And they're just the most darling, yet hip, pattern ever. Between us, I wore them every day and on the plane ride home, which is truly a vile thing to do after a night out on Bourbon, but I couldn't help myself - I don't own anything that resembles quite so close to a hug from a garment. I usually donate my costumes to keep my closet condensed and efficient, but I will never give these pants away. They'd have to pry them from my cold dea... In fact, I think I'd like to be buried in them. Now that they're clean again and we've returned from the trip, I wear these as often as possible. Every time I put them on, I'm filled with joy, there's a bounce in my step, and my frequency is literally immediately elevated. I'd wear them every day if I could. I'd buy a lifetime supply, if I could. And, now that I'm done with this review, I'm gonna go see if they have any other patterns. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WEAR ICKY PANTS. Wear these instead!!!! so much joy <3