Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

im in awe at the size of this lad, i impulse bouggt this chonker of a bag when my friend mentioned that watermelon sourpatches were her favourite candy and immediately looked it up and bought this and ive never been more amazed. the sheer volume of this lad is amazing, i wish i, a 17 year old male, could give birth so i could shoot this out instead of a baby. i love this. (btw i bought this for her but she got together with a diff guy and cut me off but i ended up with a 15lb bag of sourpatches and she didn't so i think we know who the real loser is here.)