Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Holy richard cotton! It's a shoe horn. It works. These people are annoying. They keep sending me e-mails to review, a show horn. For the love of my sanity, leave me alone. It's a shoe horn. It's metal. It helps put your shoe on. Why the hell would this thing need a five star review. It's a frikkin' shoe horn. It's cheap, you have prime, I ordered it.