Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Oh my god, bruh. I have been searching for a heating pad that actually delivers some deep pain relief to the 5 slipped discs & osteoarthritis in my back + chronic pain elsewhere (I also have ehlers danlos, fibro, and more.) and helps out with those crippling cramps during that worst part of the month. All the heating pads I get always feel like they have two settings. 1 being the "did I actually turn it on?" setting where practically no heat is delivered and 2 being "I should have just duct taped my pomeranian to my back coz he provides more heat than this heating pad" setting. BUT THEN I FOUND THIS HEATING PAD AND I AM BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE PAIN RELIEF. And, yes, yelling that was absolutely necessary. I'm shook by this pad fr fr. This heating pad has heat from the depths of satan's lair in 9 different settings & you can distinctly feel the difference in each level. It's like 9 different layers of wonderful, penetrating hellfire delivered directly to the spots that hurt the most. The cord is long enough that I can jump out of bed to grab my dog when we have a "what are you eating!?" moment and not have to unlatch myself. The pad stays in place on me snugly and isn't itchy or uncomfy like I thought it would be; it's actually very comfortable, kinda like a hug with a person who has suspiciously skinny arms. And the pad itself is velvety and smooth, like what I imagine it is like to lay in a rich person's bed. I'm a broke b*tch, so I'll never know what that feels like, but this pad is a great simulation for it. It also has timers for turning off, along with an "on" switch if you don't want it to turn off until you choose to turn it off manually, which is so useful. I mean. Just wow. Fam, if you're looking for the heating pad that FINALLY reaches those pain spots, this is the one! I can't even describe how nice it has been to finally find a heating pad that reaches those visceral pain spots. I overheat/get hot really easily so I am only using it on level 5, 6, and occasionally 7 (at the VERY highest, but usually 6) so I can't imagine what level 9 would be like but I know someone out there probably has pain at the level that needs that paired with a body that can handle that level of being cooked alive. But srsly. If you are serious about having the equivalent of the heat of the sun harvested & directed into your worst pain areas & feeling that instant relief, this is the heating pad for you. If you want the normal mediocre heating pad that everyone else offers, you might as well just go to the grocery store, buy a frozen dinner & heat it up in the microwave to where the middle is still frozen and tape that to your back; it'll have the same effect as those heating pads. (Also, no, I'm not being coerced into saying any of this. I just really enjoy having my pain taken care of for once & wanted to help any other chronic pain sufferers out there make a good financial decision.)