Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm quite a large man, my temperature's hot My blood boils and churns like a cast iron pot The last fan I had, made hardly a breeze As sweat pools collected and I smelled like wet cheese It made lots of noise and drowned out all sound While meanwhile a sweat pool dripped onto the ground I could no longer take it, my face was on fire! I felt like a bonfire that was fed with a tire So I looked up this fan, It had good reviews And it could ship quickly (really good news) It came in the mail and I plugged it right in And felt the cool breeze make its way to my skin I was cool! I was comfy! My attitude shifted I felt like a schoolbus or house could be lifted So if you are warm, or got forbid hot PLEASE BUY THIS FAN, it's the best one I've got.