Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

First of all, I will tell you that I have had my fair share of amazon purchases and happy with them. THIS fan right here was seriously the most surprising of all. When was the last thing you bought able to OVER perform? Hot summer nights lead me to find a product I can literally never forget.... *Slaps the top of the fan* you can fit so much whoosh in this bad boy! It looks surprisingly simple, its easy to put together. Plug it in, and get ready for the wrath of Zeus himself. Settings 1-3 are as follows 1) You find your hair blowing, eye lids flapping some and all of the sweat instantly evaporates. Cooling is what you wanted, you were given tundra is what you get 2) The wrath of the blades whirls and a tropical storm wind force emerges. Hold onto your sheets as your picture frames rattle. This fan has no mercy your small pets will be tossed into the air the temperature drops steeply...you start to question if this was the right choice 3) AKA the FUS RO DAH Dragon Shout Condensed into this Lasko Hell-Turbine is the most powerful force to have ever existed. A few min into Netflix and chill on this setting and global warming is reversed. You won't believe your eyes as your shingles and roof are scattered among your neighbor's yard. Everything you expected out of a fan was beyond your expectations, leaving you only a few brief moments to write about your discovery to others on amazon With great power comes great responsibility.