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I got notice 5pm that Tubey had been delivered but worked till 1am. I rushed home ripped open the package and there he was my very own wacky waving inflatable tub man. I frantically searched the house for a 9 volt battery and found one but it was low on power... not even enough to twerk a little bit. So I hop in the car and drive around for an hour looking for someplace that was open and had 9volt batteries. Finally I found a store with a $6.00 9 volt, purchased it and giddily drove home as fast as I was lawfully able to do. I excitedly inserted the battery and switched it on. Tubey quickly became erect and started flailing about like his ancestors that came before him. My dreams had finally came true I have my very own wacky waving inflatable tub man. Thank you for creating the tiny desktop version.